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You Know You are from Texas if :

ON THE 7TH DAY, GOD WAS FIXING TO MAKE TEXAS .

ON THE 8TH HE GOT HER DONE.

A.  Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with all four feet in the air.

B.  There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas .

C.  There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas , plus a few no-one has ever seen before.

D.  Raccoons will test your melon crop and let you know when they are ripe.

E.  If it grows, it will stick you. If it crawls, it will bite you!

F.  Nothing will kill a mesquite tree.
G.  There are valid reasons some people put razor wire around their house.
H.  A tractor is NOT an all terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.

I.  The wind blows at 90 mph from Oct 2 till June 25, then it stops totally until October 2.

J.  Onced and twiced are words.

K.  Coldbeer is one word.

L.  People actually grow and eat okra.

M.  Green grass DOES burn.

N.  When you live in the country you don't have to buy a dog. City  people drop them off at your
front gate in the middle of the night.

O.  The sound of coyotes howling at night only sounds good for the first few weeks.

 P.  When a buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, it's time to see a doctor.

Q.  Fix-in-to is one word.

R.  A TANK is a dirt hole that holds water for irrigation, watering the cows, or swimming.

S.  There ain't no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there's supper.

T.  "Sweetened ice tea" is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you are two.

U.  Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.

V.  "Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning, "did you eat?"

W.  You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is.

X.  You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

Y.  You know you are from Texas if :

        1. You measure distance in minutes.
        2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
        3. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
        4. You see a car with the engine running in the Wal-mart parking  lot with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.
        5. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixin' to go to the store.  (Note: in the portion above "fix-in-to" is one word....)
        6 All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit or vegetable.
        7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
        8. You carry jumper cables for your own car.
        9. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.
      10. You only have four spices in your kitchen: Salt, Pepper, Ketchup,and Tabasco .
      11. You think everyone from north of Dallas has an accent.
      12. You think sexy underwear is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.
      13. The local papers covers national and international news on one page but requires six pages to cover Friday
            night high school football.
     14. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
     15. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
     16. You find 100 degrees a "tad" warm
     17. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer and Christmas.
     18. You know whether another Texan is from East, West, North, or South Texas as soon as he opens his mouth.
     19 Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin Wal-Martin" or "off to Wally-world".
     20. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather.
     21. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop....It's a Coke! regardless of brand of flavor.
     22. You understand these jokes.
 
 

सोनिया गांधी के सपने में महात्मा गांधीजी आकर बोले ( When Gandhiji came in Sonia Gandhi's Dream)

When Gandhi ji came in Sonia Gandhi's Dream

एक दिन सोनिया गांधी के सपने में महात्मा गांधीजी आकर बोले ,"मैने मरते समय कॉंग्रेस को सादगी, ईमानदारी , टोपी, चश्मा और डंडा दिया था, कहॉं है वो?"

सोनिया ने अत्यंत विनम्रता से कहा,"टोपी तो राहुल लोगों को पहना रहा है. सादगी मेरे और प्रियंका के पास है. चश्मा मनमोहन के पास है. ईमानदारी स्विस और ईटली के बैंक में सेफ है और डंडा आम आदमी की सेवा में लगा रखा है.......

HAPPY GANESH CHATURTHI !!! Beautiful Greeting Cards for Sending to Your Friends and Relatives

HAPPY GANESH CHATURTHI !!!

LORD GANESHA

LORD GANESHA

Ganesh Chaturthi is celebrated on the birthday of Lord Ganesh (Ganesha), the god of wisdom and prosperity on the fourth day of the moons bright fortnight, or period from new moon in the lunar month of Bhadrapada. The celebration of Ganesh Chaturthi continue for five, seven, or ten days. Some even stretch it to twenty one days, but ten the most popularly celebrated. In the tradition of the right hand path the first day is the most important. In the center hand path tradition the final day is most important.

Legend has it that Parvati created Ganesha out of the sandalwood dough that she used for her bath and breathed life into him. Letting him stand guard at the door she went to have her bath. When her husband, Shiva returned, the child who had never seen him stopped him. Shiva severed the head of the child and entered his house. Parvati, learning that her son was dead, was distraught and asked Shiva to revive him. Shiva cut off the head of an elephant and fixed it on the body of Ganesha.

Ganesha is the god of wisdom and prosperity and is invoked before the beginning of any auspicious work by the Hindus. It is believed that for the fulfillment of one's desires, his blessing is absolutely necessary. According to the mythology, he is the son of Shiva and Parvati, brother of Kartikeya - the general of the gods, Lakshmi - the goddess of wealth and Saraswati-the goddess of learning. There are numerous stories in Hindu mythology, associated with the birth of this elephant-headed god, whose vehicle is the Mooshak or rat and who loves Modaks.

Ganesh Chaturthi is celebrated in the UK by the migrant Hindu population as well as the large amount of Indians residing there. The Hindu culture and Heritage Society, UK - a Southall based organisation celebrated Ganesh Chaturthi for the first time in London in 2005 at The Vishwa Hindu Temple. The Idol was immersed in the river Thames at Putney Pier.

The festival is similarly celebrated in many locations across the world. The Hindu Swayamsevak Sangh USA, an organisation of Hindus based in the US organises many such events to mark the various Hindu festivals.

Celebration of Ganesh Chaturthi in Mauritius dated back to 1896. The first Ganesh Chaturthi Puja was held at the epth of the 7,Cascades Valley in Henrietta by the Bhiwajee family who is still celebrating this pious festival for more than a century.

Over the years the festival gained such popularity on the island that Mauritian government has attributed a public holiday for that day

Take fresh spiritual resolves and pray to Lord Ganesha for inner spiritual strength to attain success in all your undertakings.

Don't forget not to look at the moon on that day; remember that it behaved unbecomingly towards the Lord. This really means avoid the company of all those who have no faith in God, and who deride God, your Guru and religion, from this very day.

Swami Sivananda Recommends: On the Ganesh Chaturthi day, meditate on the stories connected with Lord Ganesha early in the morning, during the Brahmamuhurta period. Then, after taking a bath, go to the temple and do the prayers of Lord Ganesha. Offer Him some coconut and sweet pudding. Pray with faith and devotion that He may remove all the obstacles that you experience on the spiritual path. Worship Him at home, too. You can get the assistance of a pundit. Have an image of Lord Ganesha in yourhouse. Feel His Presence in it.

Since Ganeshji represents auspiciousness, his whole being has symbolic imports for devotees: Large ears - signify listening to God's katha with great zeal. Small eyes - to do the Lord's darshan minutely. Large forehead - to develop great intellect to realise God.Large stomach - depicts his great capacity to empathise with the woes of devotees.Short legs - depicts patience.Long trunk - symbolic of his deep scriptural wisdom.Mouse as vehicle - a hyperactive creature, symbolic of our indriyas. Therefore Ganesh sitting on such a vehicle represents a deity of control over the indriyas.Four arms - which hold: 'ankush' - symbol for control over the mind 'ladu' - for happiness 'pash' - axe to punish the indriyas and antahkaran 'ashirvad mudra' - blessings for the well being of humanityDepending on the role of Ganapati, the number of arms varies, as do the type of objects.

May the blessings of Sri Ganesha be upon you all! May He remove all the obstacles that stand in your spiritual path! May He bestow on you all material prosperity as well as liberation !