HUSBAND N WIFE..... FUNNY JOKES

HUSBAND N WIFE..... FUNNY JOKES

EK admi ne 100 times blood donate ker ke record banaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki

Apne nahi piya
tabhi to Humne liya

2 men went to a call girl

1st went in & come out & said na my wife is better.
2nd went in & come out & said right ur wife is much better dost! 

Nayi dulhan ko dulhe ne
suhagrat pe muh dikhai ke
Rs 25,000 diye..
Dulhan itne sare paise
dekh kar Ghabra ke boli:

Suno ji pura khandaan THOKEGA kya?

Funny women saying
A foolish man tel a women to stop talkng.
But a wise man tell her that,
her face looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

Why do men spend so much time on improving there styles & not there mind..??
Bccz they know that women are stupid but not blind.
Ha ha ha

What is true love.?

When wife pulls her husband,
who's fully drunk,
to bed & tries removing his shirt & husband replies-
LADY LEAVE ME ALONE,
I AM Married..!!

An idea can change ur life but a woman can change ur IDEA
So always change women to change ideas
What an IDEA SIR JEE

Psychology of life:
At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as 'GOD'
But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed

Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye,
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..! 

Bihari Babu- Aare o doctor..!
kaise nasbandi kiye ho hamari?
Biwi firse maa banne wali hai..!
Dr.- Burbaak hum nasbandi tohar kiye hai,
Poore bihar ki nahi

!!Oh GoD MoNaLiSa the Southern HottY!!-5/5

!!Oh GoD MoNaLiSa the Southern HottY!!-4/5

!!Oh GoD MoNaLiSa the Southern HottY!!-3/5

!!Oh GoD MoNaLiSa the Southern HottY!!-2/5

!!Oh GoD MoNaLiSa the Southern HottY!!-1/5

GOOD MORNING WITH PEARLS OF WISDOM

GOOD MORNING WITH PEARLS OF WISDOM

A mirror is only as good as the reflection in it.

An appreciative heart attracts more of what it appreciates.

The smallest deed done is greater than the best of intentions.

Adversity does not build character, it reveals it.

Worry just enough to anticipate trouble but not so much
as to bring it about.

Melt the icy fingers of fear with the sunshine of hope.

When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long.

A good way to forget your troubles is to help others out of theirs.

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship.

Being in a good frame of mind helps keep one in the picture of health.

People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.

Don't be so busy adding up your troubles that you forget to count your blessings.

We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails.

The impossible can always be broken down into possibilities..

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, today is a gift!

That's why it's called the present!

Courage + Character + Honesty=Good Leader/CEO/Businessman

Accepting own mistakes in a huge crowd of

Shareholders/Employees/ Fam. And Friends. doesn't matter how embracing it feels.

Biggest lies of Corporate world=We are too busy! & We are working on it.

The ultimate measure of a man is not

where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience,

but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

Martin Luther King Jr.

It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead.

The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time.
Winston Churchill

Success in business requires training and discipline and hard work.

But if you're not frightened by these things,

the opportunities are just as great today as they ever were.

David Rockefeller

Loving Hearts for U & UR Lover

Loving Hearts for U & UR Lover