HUSBAND N WIFE..... FUNNY JOKES

HUSBAND N WIFE..... FUNNY JOKES

EK admi ne 100 times blood donate ker ke record banaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki

Apne nahi piya
tabhi to Humne liya

2 men went to a call girl

1st went in & come out & said na my wife is better.
2nd went in & come out & said right ur wife is much better dost! 

Nayi dulhan ko dulhe ne
suhagrat pe muh dikhai ke
Rs 25,000 diye..
Dulhan itne sare paise
dekh kar Ghabra ke boli:

Suno ji pura khandaan THOKEGA kya?

Funny women saying
A foolish man tel a women to stop talkng.
But a wise man tell her that,
her face looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

Why do men spend so much time on improving there styles & not there mind..??
Bccz they know that women are stupid but not blind.
Ha ha ha

What is true love.?

When wife pulls her husband,
who's fully drunk,
to bed & tries removing his shirt & husband replies-
LADY LEAVE ME ALONE,
I AM Married..!!

An idea can change ur life but a woman can change ur IDEA
So always change women to change ideas
What an IDEA SIR JEE

Psychology of life:
At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as 'GOD'
But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed

Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye,
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..! 

Bihari Babu- Aare o doctor..!
kaise nasbandi kiye ho hamari?
Biwi firse maa banne wali hai..!
Dr.- Burbaak hum nasbandi tohar kiye hai,
Poore bihar ki nahi