SANTA N BANTA.... NEW JOKES

SANTA N BANTA.... NEW JOKES

Santa apni biwi kw sath train me safar kar raha tha

Raatko biwi boli: Yeh admi mere blouse me hath dal raha hai..

Santa:Tu fikar na kar paise mere jeb main hain 

Santa: Baaju k ghar se IODEX maang ke la.

Wife: Wo log nhi denge.

Santa: Haan! Bade kanjoos or kamine log hai

Chal Apni hi almaari se nikaal le!

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.

Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?

Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho,

bolti hi nahi

Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha.

Banta- kya kr ra hai?

Santa- Lassi bna ra hu

Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai

Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.

Nurse Mubarak Ho

Ap k Ghr Beta Peda

Hua He

Santa-Wah G Wah

Kia Technology He

BV Meri Hospital Me He

Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Peda hua He

interviewer- where does d sun go in the Night

Santa- it doesn't go anywer.

Intrvr- superb pls continue.

Santa- bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 c it!

Santa Watching Star TV

Break me advertise aya aap dekh rahe he' Star TV

Santa bola:

in tv walo ko kese pata chala k me Star TV dekh Rha Hu

Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha,

Our Has Bhi Raha Tha.

Banta: Oye Kyu Hass Raha Hai?

Santa: Shukr hai maine return ticket nahi kharida.

Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam

Aaye

Santa: Par Madam

Exam Me Na Aap

Humare Kaam Aati Hai

Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko

Aane Deti Hai.

Santa: bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise

Taximan: 40rs

Santa: 2rs me chalega?

taximan: 2rs me kaun jayega?

Santa: piche baith me leke jata hu